Trick or treatin

This might come as a shock to some folks, but this is one of those holidays Grumpy don't really mind too much. It ain't like the 4th or New Year's where the hillbillies are poppin off noisemakers, this one is almost all about the kids. And usually it's all done and over with by 9 or so. What's not to like? Besides, its the one day a year when old Grumpy don't look so out of place. I don't even need a costume to scare folks with this mug of mine. No, Grumpy will keep the porch light on and pass out candy until it runs out. I heard they had us listed in the paper so I hope we don't get too many outsiders pillaging the treats before the neighborhood kids get their share. Happy Halloween.