Thursday, July 05, 2007

Things that go bump in the night

Not just bump, but snap, crackle, pop, boom. I ain't talking about my joints either. Of course it's to be expected, it being the 4th and all, but again the criminals came out of the woodwork when the sun went down. After two verbal admonishments of the offenders, we finally had to call the law when midnight came and went, the sounds of Baghdad continuing to ring down the block. I wish I understood how Charlotte county was restricted from banning the suckers. While the current state law was poorly written, surely the spirit was to not allow novelty fireworks to be sold in the state. It states very specifically the uses of fireworks sold in the state, and rowdy redneck games ain't one of 'em. I don't quite have a grasp on why Charlotte county wasn't allowed to uphold the spirit of the law and stop them altogether. I'd think that the local government should be able to say they don't want obnoxious fire starters sold in their jurisdiction, particularly this year. Trouble is, most fireworks users are ok. It's a matter of a few bad apples ruining it. I don't mind fireworks, but there's always the yahoo or 10 that thinks it's a 3-day affair and it's ok to blast all night long. Why does it always seem that folks like things that insinuate them into the privacy of others. Firecrackers, boombox cars, train horns. If they made a silent firecracker would anyone buy them? I would bet it wouldn't sell well. It these sort of shenanigans that make me think the monkeys might be a more recent ancestor to some than previously believed.

2 Comments:

Blogger luckytop said...

Fireworks for private entertainment should be outlawed nation-wide. I don't mind the mild stuff like sparklers or snakes, but the booming and rockets should go. There are plenty of public displays for those who enjoy them. I would be willing to bet that at least 3 of 4 adults agree that fireworks should be illegal (and not "illegal" the way Florida law is written). The whole reason that fireworks are allowed to be sold, and that law enforcement turns a blind eye to them, is because the fireworks companies make hefty contributions to politicians in all levels of Florida government. I grew up in PA, where fireworks really are illegal, and the police enforce the law. Sure, there are always some illegal ones there, but the police do not tolerate them like they do here. The worst part about the fireworks is the danger to kids (and stupid adults, of which there are many). If we had reliable statistics regarding fireworks related injuries, the results would no doubt be staggering. Get ready for another night of booming, Grumpy; the jerks will be setting more off right through the weekend.

05 July, 2007 12:30  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Grumpy you should read TBO today. There was article after article about fires and injuries. Here's a thought maybe Pam could offset the budget woes by charging a premium for all of those who need assistance when they are injured by fireworks.

05 July, 2007 20:09  

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